My new job

I recently got a job at the Lawrence's laundromat, The Washboard. It's in the avenues and is a very scary place to work. Yesterday, there was a homeless person walking up and down the street in front of the laundromat. I'm pretty sure he had schizophrenia because he kept going back to the payphone and pretending he was talking to someone. He would get very angry and start shaking. Then, today there was a woman who looked like she was 100 years old who was talking to Patty about her life story and then she would forget where her laundry was while her dog was humping some guys leg. Did i mention the gay guy with silver-french toe nails??? I can't wait to go back to work tomorrow!